DIRTY LAUNDRY

A politician’s ‘fidelity’ has been put on social media for the world to see. There is nothing more dangerous than a woman scorned, and nothing spreads faster than gossip.

WHO

More people are pondering who could be the next top legal eagle. The grapevines suggest that a lawyer was offered the pos,t but it was kindly turned down.

TOP COP

Speaking of appointments, the number one candidate for the top cop’s job has been recommended by the interviewing panel. It looks like the job announcement will be similar to how the health boss job went.

LACED

Claims have surfaced that a sports team consumed fish laced with meth and did not get sleep for almost a week. More such claims will be made in the coming days.

MARKET

The corrugated iron fence around the $30 million market has gone down, indicating that it could be officially opened soon. In the meantime, no explanation has been given on why the structure differs from the original design.

DUBAI

Best of luck to the Manu Samoa and Manusina 7s teams. They will be in action in Dubai this weekend. The teams need to win the tournament to climb their way back.