BUSY MONTH

Some holy men are very busy this month. Some have been reportedly blessing two weddings a day and a countless number of matai bestowals. Top points for doing the selfless work of the Lord.

BESTOWED

So many bestowals are taking place. Some are even doing more than 20 in one day because the descendants deserve the title, and if more deserving people want a title, they can discuss it through the proper traditional channels.

EXPIRED

Shoppers at a brand new shop were surprised to find expired baby food on the shelf. It seemed like an oversight by a busy employee. That is why it is always important to check the expiry dates before purchasing the item.

NOT COOL

A lot of picnickers were having a difficult time keeping cool, and it had nothing to do with the heat. Most shops ran out of packaged ice. Someone even complained about drinking warm water.

EMERGENCY

Police were called to an emergency, only to find out the matter was about a vehicle hitting a dog. The boys in blue had trouble explaining to the dog owner that no charges could be laid because the dog was not on a leash and running on the road. The owner also wanted the driver to pay $1000 to take the dog to the vet.