CHANGE

A Cabinet Minister continues to change his media protocols. First, he says “Send questions to my communications officer”, and now he says “Give them to the Soalepule host!”

SPOTLIGHT

The MP said this while in the company of other Cabinet Ministers, who all laughed at his reply to a scribe, who was queried if she was still working on the “boat” story. 

UNKNOWN

A political heavy, who was playing golf yesterday and ignored newsroom numbers, was annoyed a scribe used an ‘unknown’ number to get him! 

WORDS

One legal eagle who captained a fautasi crew has been savaged on social media. He initially declared to other captains to accept defeat, only for his crew to manage third place!

BUOYS

Strong allegation by the defeated fautasi captains. So the million tala question is whether it really happened and who moved the ‘finishing line’ buoys in the dark of the night?

FREAKISH

Surely, technology is now available to make accurate forecasts of the weather? The freakish weather is catching visitors off guard, even locals are left scratching their heads.