TALENTED

Our politicians are real entertainers. A top politician’s video of singing and dancing at a function in Australia has emerged. Maybe a talent show for parliamentarians would cool things in the house.

UNAVAILABLE

The Mental Health Week commemoration was originally planned for October 7 but was pushed back because key players including the minister were away attending celebrations in the Land Down Under.

CHAOTIC

All hell is about to break loose in Fugalei with the Savalalo Bus Terminal closed from Monday for 15 days. If traffic management is not planned well, there will be chaos. Commuters should be ready.

ROAD MARKS

New road markings are needed at the Fugalei Bus Terminal. There should be only one entry point and one exit to minimise the traffic congestion. Better act fast, only 10 days to CHOGM.

DEAF EARS

Sadly, the notice about lighting fires to dry grass and leaves is falling on deaf ears. Someone with an IQ below 25 lit a fire in Vaitele and suffocated half the industrial area with the smoke.

A RANK

Keyboard warriors spare no one. Even the captain of the sunken ship was made a target because of her gender. The NZ navy has given the keyboard warriors a new name, “Armchair Admirals.” It comes with a rank.