NUMBER PLATE

It is perhaps criminally genius as a vehicle owner is driving around with a self-made personlised number plate. Now the vehicle authority has issued a search warrant for the person.

GOOD SHOW

Great performance by the Samoa Police Band in Pago Pago. The show was so amazing that nobody seemed to mind a mispronunciation which can happen however offence was taken by people not there.

LIGHTS

Streetlights around town are working perfectly. They are working so perfectly that some drivers are forgetting to turn on their car lights because the roads are so clear.

MEAT

There seems to be a shortage of certain meats in stores around Apia. Even the unhealthy flaps with excess fat are missing from the fridges.

FARES

The electoral registration for overseas Samoans requires them to come to the motherland for physical registration. Who is paying the fares, the voter or the government?

HIGHER FARE

The vehicle authority should check on bus operators as drivers have been charging higher fares than usual. There has been no official increase from the government.