Give him a varnish and brush

Dear Editor,

Re: Sevens need to use their brains

Oh, oh! The confidence is beginning to leave its dwelling place within a big brain. 

Since the Editor of Samoa Observer went ahead and scanned your head and found a big brain, perhaps you would be so kind to share that with the Sevens, who knows your brain might be that yeast that will expand their brains so big that they may even surpass the enormous size of our national debt.

 “We need to polish their performance,” the P.M. said.

I don’t know who are the WE that need to polish the Sevens performance but somebody needs to hand this man a can of varnish and a brush.



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